Emacs Psychoterapist

After a hard week I turned to emacs psychoterapist. It helped...

This is an authentic dialog with GNU Emacs 21.3.1 psychoterapist

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
kuku
Can you elaborate on that?
miau-miau
Why do you say miau miau?
Because I'm a cat
Is it because you are a cat that you came to me?
No, I came here because I spot on emacs
Emacs? Hah! I would appreciate it if you would continue.
Well, I'll try it
Earlier you said you are a cat?
Yes, but would like to be a Cat
Does it bother you that would like to be a cat?
Yes, I would be afraid of dogs
What makes you believe you are afraid of dogs?
Usually cats are afraid of dogs, don't you know this?
You seem terrified by dogs.
No, I am just afraid of
When did you first feel frightened by something?
When I ran emacs for the first time
What would happen if you ran emacs for the first time?
I would be frightened
Are you sure that you are scared of something?
No, I would have a cup of coffee
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
Can I have a cup of coffee?
Is it because of your life that you say can you have a cup of coffee?
I dare to say, it is a rather stupid question
You mentioned that you are a cat?
Do you remember this?
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this?
Sorry, my daughter just came in
Do you really think sorry your daughter just came in?
No, I am not sorry, I am happy
Do you get happy often?
Every time when she comes in, is it often?
What happened when she comes in is it often?
Every time when she comes in, I am happy
Do you enjoy being happy?
Oh, yes! Do you?
What makes you think would like to be a cat?
Can you forgot about this cat?
How do you reconcile the people me hang around with that I am going through all this?
Can I write down this dialogue?
Is it because of problems at school that you say can you write down this dialogue?
No, I am going to post it on my blog
Earlier you said you were afraid of dogs?
Can you forget about dogs?
Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have?
Do you know what is blog?
Why do you say do I know what is blog?
I sad I am going to post this dialog on my blog
You mentioned that you were afraid of dogs?
Will you kindly forget dogs?
Possibly your sex life are related to this.
Is it your ultimate argument?
Is it because of hangups you have that you say is it my ultimate argument?
I see that you turn from difficult questions to sex. Why?
Perhaps you could continue.
Should I continue about sex?
Tell me about something about your sexual history.
On, I see sex is your favorite topic
Please, talk about your sex life...