JSON and Vodka

Today I have spotted on JSON and then on discussions JSON vs XML, for example, and elsewhere.
A couple of pieces of wisdom from related pages:

The good thing about reinventing the wheel is that you can get a round one.

And you think you're so clever and classless and free — John Lennon

And what about vodka?
Vodka is a name of a programming language. Just out of curiosity ...

Lyrics
Traveling Wilburys
Handle With Care

Been beat up and battered round
Been sent up, and Ive been shot down
Youre the best thing that Ive ever found
Handle me with care

Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable
Baby, youre adorable
Handle me with care

(chorus)
Im so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Wont you show me that you really care

(bridge)
Everybodys got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on

Ive been fobbed off, and Ive been fooled
Ive been robbed and ridiculed
In day care centers and night schools
Handle me with care

Been stuck in airports, terrorized
Sent to meetings, hypnotized
Overexposed, commercialized
Hand me with care

(chorus)

(bridge)

Ive been uptight and made a mess
But Ill clean it up myself, I guess
Oh, the sweet smell of success
Handle me with care